Thursday, December 27, 2007

It's a Damion Smorgishborg!!!

What it do world! Its been a wonderful holiday hasn't it? Today I got all kinds of Damion for ya, so enjoy it dammit! Are you ready? Heeeeeeerrre we go!

This is probably the biggest fuckery of a drawing you'll ever see of someone! I was working with Dame one day and he wanted to draw people as monsters. Thats it! I sat and people watched and acted as if he was just messing me up a little! What the F! My jaw dropped when I saw this. The sad thing is it looks like me... a little... thank God only a little! He drew Jeff like this too, I think he got it worse!

These were done one after the other on a slow day! Damion wanted to test how much he could stretch me in all kinds of wierd and new ways! In the one to the left he left my eyes droopy(as they normally are) and gave me teddy bear ears. The mouth is just retarded, and awesome at the same time! Very different indeed, but not as different as the one next to it! Unfortunately I don't have too many words to describe this f*#kery of a drawing! I look like the monster from Pan's Laborynth(see it, its a good movie)! My face has been takin to all kinds of levels of pure, unadulterated... well f*#k! And now the finale! Are you ready for this! Here it goes...

This is a milestone drawing right here! It's probably the most offensive aswell, if I actually got offended! It looks exactly like me, just ugly! This is drawing someone ugly! Not that stuff that we do in the chair to customers! This is that! I freakin love it! After all this what could I possibly show you all? well...

In the mist of drawing me screwed up, Dame wanted to see how cute I could be drawn. This is on some Hello Kitty shit! Definately the cutest by far *and if you've seen the first entrees of this blog thats sayin something!* You think I could be drawn cuter? Let's hope not! Good night everybody!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

My girl Tash!

This is my good friend Tash! She's a woman I met at citywalk after a concert had let out. I saw her early in the day and said to myself, "Damn! She look good!" she went on and I didn't think twice about it since pretty woman walk by everyday! At night I saw her again at the booth looking at my boy Damion draw and I had to say somethin to her. I talked her into getting drawn and she liked it( I hated it)! I got her number and we started talkin. She came to the booth one day and I had Dame draw me and her! When he showed us the drawing she punched me, than gestured the same action towards him! We all laughed hard! She didn't like it much, but I thought it was funny! But isn't that all that matters? Me and her are still good friends, she's a awesome person! I'm very lucky to know a genuine person like her!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!

I thought for this wonderful day that I would post a nice one of myself! This is me and my ex done by Damion! Everyone have a wonderful Christmas! Eat up ya'll! YEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

What... the... Hell!?

To be honest, I don't remember if I asked Chris to draw me really screwed up or not, but boy did I get it! I think he missed me a little(yea I said a little), but you know it's me definately. God it sucks to be me... or does it?

Friday, December 21, 2007

What it do Jeff!? Me apparently...

What it do People!? Happy Holidays from ya boy Big Sam! Towards the summer season after the C4 mini convention, The drawings I began to get where maturing even further. And not just from Chris either, but all the recipients who love to screw me up. Case in point... Jeff Meyer! After seeing Nate's drawing of my over all protruding face, he had to take his approach to it. In my opinion, Jeff's is better because he caught more of my personality more. Who cares if it's a knock off, its still the ish dammit! Good on ya Jeff! Keep' em comin boae(pronounced: bo-a-e, as in boy)!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Drawings of me done at C4 mini convention!

I literally had a crowd of artists sitting around me drawing me at one point. Very, very different let me tell you! They all came out great! I had a wonderful time man! I hope to attend the big convention soon!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Early Damion!

More from my boy when he was still in the early developement stage! pretty funny huh? These were drawn from the same photograph!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Mo Damion! Mo Damion!

In the drawings above are examples of Damion continuing to find himself in caricatures. Around this time he was putting alot of Chris and Jeff's techniques into his stuff. Here you will see more of Jeff's influence in the drawings with the way they are rendered. New stretches are always fun, considering I have so many of them. The first one I appear to be pondering on nothing at all, with a tumor of a lip. The second one I found perticularly funny because when I smile I have what I call "Clack" around the mouth. **for anyone who doesn't know what clack is it is basically a term I use for frown lines ** I look like I breathe under water don't I! Good job Damion! Good Job! Your getting better my friend!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Armando Jr. & I!

They spent a whole day just drawing me and my bosses son man! funny stuff. This one above is done by Damion.

this is armando jr.

This one next is done by the fat man himself, Armando! He made me a chicken bone! I know what your thinking, thats pretty fowl, right? Well Armando is that boys dad!

This one below was done by Meesey! Its like a hamster and a retarded rat! boy oh boy!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Damn you Meesey!!!

Chris is rediculous man! The one on the left is phenom man! Even though it doesn't really look like me, its a great idea of me! I love it all the same! now the one on the right is just plain old fashion f**kery! What the hell man! What did I do? I'll tell you what I did, I look like me! Awsome stuff!

Anthony's the Sh*t!!!

Before he left universal he did this computer sketch of me and Damion. This mess is so hard I don't know what to do with it! You are the man Ant! I'm after you boy!

Me & my boy Carl!

This is my boy right here man! I've known this dude since I was 11! He's in the marines now and just got back from Iraq, so it's good to know he's good. This was drawn back in spring 07' by Anthony! good times mane!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

I'm a Giraffe!

I think this is pretty self explanatory!

Friday, December 7, 2007

2 for the price of... none?

These were a tag team job from Chris and Damion. They drew and airbrushed half of each drawing. A very special event, they had a huge crowd around them doing these. Very different and very fun! Good lord I look wierd!

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

This is another one of me from Jeff. I believe this was a day at citywalk where everyone was drawing me for know reason. Jeff got me lookin like a straight up dumbass boy! the fowl thing about the drool gag is that I actually drool from time to time. I love this one Jeff.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

I feel like sh*t! Can't you tell?

This day was a very bad and irritating day for me. I hated my drawings the whole day, my paints weren't working, my airbrush was f**ked up, did I mention I couldn't draw that day? Nothing was going right, and on top of that I had the worst headache ever man. I just wanted to go home. Unfortunately I had to wait for my roommate to finish working in citywalk before I could do so. I believe the whole "Who wants to be a Super hero?" thing was going on out there too. I sat in front of Chris and told him to draw me how I felt, and I let everyone know that I wasn't feelin it for sh*t! Low and behold, Meesey came through again. I laughed, not hard do to the headache, but pretty damn hard. That boy Meesey is something else I tell ya.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Sammie as a Chipmunk! ... I know it's corny

Ah yes, this one. This is another addition to the "Mehee" chronicles. Chris is always down for a good drawing to do, and i'm usually the one it's of. This one was pretty funny, he had me looking like a chipmunk. He had a blowout on my nose but it ain't no thang! Keep em comin Chris, I know you will.

Saturday, December 1, 2007


This one is pretty damned funny! It was at night at citywalk and I wanted Chris to draw me. It was me, Damion, and my homie Paul. They were havin a field day talkin about me. They had all kinds of jokes. They last idea was to put the word "beefy" in it. Chris showed me and I roled on the floor with laughter. Chris you somethin else mane!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Today ladies and gentleman I bring you the beginning of a new chapter in my experience in caricatures. The time is around February, and we get 2 new artist who just got hired at Universal. Their names are Jeff Meyer and Chris Meesimo. When me and Dame got wind of new people coming up we thought they would probably suck(since most new comers did... including us) So we met them and found out the following... WE WERE WRONG!!! let me explain...

This is Jeff's first me. Cute ain't it? Anthony and Damion were working out at citywalk, and I heard Jeff was out there. So I thought to myself "let me get drawn and see how this guy does his thing." When I went out there I sat in the chair and told him to draw me. Now that I think about it, it was kind of assholish of me to just sit and tell him to draw me and he don't know me from jump. I found out later(like 2 weeks ago) that he felt like he was put on the spot in front of the vet Anthony, Damion, and myself. He got through it though, and here it is. Not bad for being really rusty. I like it alot. I wonder what else mister Meyer will have in stored for me?

This Ladies and Gentleman, is Chris Meesey's first me. Damion came out to citywalk one day to tell me we had a new artist working. I asked him what her drew like, and Dame said a mix between Anthony and Bill. That got my attention. I went in there immediately to see this for myself and sure enough it was true. He too was very rusty, but still really freakin good. A couple of days later I did the same thing to him I did to Jeff. Chris started right away and finished it in black & white. I was astounded! No one has drawn me like this before. he got one of my laughs down pat. Damion ended up airbrushing it. I can't wait to show you his stuff in the near future. It will be a treat believe me!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Monday, November 26, 2007

Domo Arigoto! I am the artist model!

That's some Japanese for yo ass, son! I messin wit chall! But seriously this drawing has a very unique tale to it. One day in citywalk I was working by myself and it was pretty cold out. It was a slow day so I was pretty ancy to get some customers. Eventually, towards the middle of the day, 3 Japanese poeple walk up to the booth. A man in his twenties, a woman aroung the same age, and a old man who was probably around his 70's. He looked like the dude from Iron Chef. But anyways, they walk up and I ask the man if he wants to get drawn. He says something in Japanese to me while pointing in my direction. I ask him again, he does the same thing. I probably went back and forth with him for a good 5 minutes before I realized what he was trying to tell me. He wasn't interested in getting drawn, he wanted to draw me. I was taken aback. This had never happen to me before like this; a perfect stranger wanting to draw me. I made a deal with the man through his son and daughter,who were the two I mentioned earlier, that if he drew me, and I like it, that I would draw him for free. They told him in his native tounge and he agreed. I sat down patiently waiting for about 25 minutes before he revealed the drawing to me. When I saw it I knew exactly wha the business was, this man was a painter. You can definatley tell from the way he shaded my picture. It is definatly rough, but it looks just like me. Well, I drew the man, he seem to like and appreciate it(even though it was shit!). They tipped me and left, and then I figured out that I have a face that artist just seem to love. It's wierd, but thats just the way it seems to be.

Ren & Stimpy... and friends?

Bill was to be leaving us now! the time is around February. I begged him to do a double of me and Damion. Well, this is what we got... yeah. God, I cussed Bill out that day. I luv this drawing though. We miss ya Bill.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Milestone Caricature!!!

This is a milestone people! My boy Damion out did himself on this one! He did something that to this day no one else has been able to do! I have a long face... as you can see it's not here. He made a stretch work that should not have. And on top of that he airbrushed it phenomenally! This is definitely in my top 5 caricatures of me. What it do!!!?

Thursday, November 22, 2007


This another Armando drawing of me! I wanted him to airbrush it well but he wouldn't touch it! After awhile I gave that job to Damion to do! I looks pretty good.

This is a quick sketch Damion did of me and this girl named Jessica that liked me around Christmas time. She didn't like it... I didn't care.

This is was the first drawing Damion did of me that I really liked! He caught me really good for him around this time! It's funny because now a days this really ain't all that, but that doesn't make this drawing any less special. Like I said in earlier post... THEY ONLY GET BETTER!!!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Anthony Strikes again!!!

Anthony does it again! this is me and my ex girlfriend. I remember there being a big ass crowd around the booth when this was being created. I wasn't worried, but she on the other hand had some butterflies in her stomach. When it was revealed to us we couln't believe it. I haven't laughed that hard, or been that confused in a long time. the drawing looks so much like her... just not pretty... which she actually is. I look like a dog gone cat fish... AND A BALLOON!!! Anthony is awsome man. Thanks Ant for the great memory.

And another double of me and Damion. It was a cold day at citywalk and Anthony wasn't getting any customers. I told him to tear us up so he could get some work. When we saw it we laughed just like in the pic. Although he went way easy on us, he caught our laughing looks perfectly. Dame looks like a chinese Buudah! lol! He got customers after this.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

We're in late Dec./ early Jan. 07' baby!!!

This is a double that Bill did of me and Damion. Pretty damn funny. I call it Mario and Luigi( it just seems appropriate to me). Bill Drew this and we asked him not to airbrush because he didn't really try and it never looked as good as his black & white drawings. I asked Dame to airbrush it up and see what he could do with it. A little bit of time late and vualah( I have no idea how to spell that), finished pic.

** Edward**
the artist of this drawing is Edward Gorgian. He was new back in September so he's got a couple of months at doing caricatures. Ed is an oil painter, and was very new at this. I still like it actually so here ya go.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Boy, oh boy! These things just keep getting funnier to me. This one started the whole drooling gag( which, unfortunately, I do do... but only on occasions). Armando did this one. Normally he'll just bullshit the airbrushing, but this time he took his time on it( which only took 5 minutes). There was a whole crowd of people gawking and laughing at me. I joined them when I saw it. Damn you Armando.

Around this time we got another artist named Bill. Bill wasn't really interested in drawing caricatures, even though he could. He draw every one extremely cartoony, and did it extremely well. Bill loved to draw me. As a matter of fact, he probably drew me the most fowl out of every one( unfortunately I don't have any of them to show you guys... sorry). this is Bill's first drawing of me. Didn't quite get me, but its still awesome.