It's a Damion Smorgishborg!!!

What it do world! Its been a wonderful holiday hasn't it? Today I got all kinds of Damion for ya, so enjoy it dammit! Are you ready? Heeeeeeerrre we go!

This is probably the biggest fuckery of a drawing you'll ever see of someone! I was working with Dame one day and he wanted to draw people as monsters. Thats it! I sat and people watched and acted as if he was just messing me up a little! What the F! My jaw dropped when I saw this. The sad thing is it looks like me... a little... thank God only a little! He drew Jeff like this too, I think he got it worse!

These were done one after the other on a slow day! Damion wanted to test how much he could stretch me in all kinds of wierd and new ways! In the one to the left he left my eyes droopy(as they normally are) and gave me teddy bear ears. The mouth is just retarded, and awesome at the same time! Very different indeed, but not as different as the one next to it! Unfortunately I don't have too many words to describe this f*#kery of a drawing! I look like the monster from Pan's Laborynth(see it, its a good movie)! My face has been takin to all kinds of levels of pure, unadulterated... well f*#k! And now the finale! Are you ready for this! Here it goes...

This is a milestone drawing right here! It's probably the most offensive aswell, if I actually got offended! It looks exactly like me, just ugly! This is drawing someone ugly! Not that stuff that we do in the chair to customers! This is that! I freakin love it! After all this what could I possibly show you all? well...

In the mist of drawing me screwed up, Dame wanted to see how cute I could be drawn. This is on some Hello Kitty shit! Definately the cutest by far *and if you've seen the first entrees of this blog thats sayin something!* You think I could be drawn cuter? Let's hope not! Good night everybody!

My girl Tash!

This is my good friend Tash! She's a woman I met at citywalk after a concert had let out. I saw her early in the day and said to myself, "Damn! She look good!" she went on and I didn't think twice about it since pretty woman walk by everyday! At night I saw her again at the booth looking at my boy Damion draw and I had to say somethin to her. I talked her into getting drawn and she liked it( I hated it)! I got her number and we started talkin. She came to the booth one day and I had Dame draw me and her! When he showed us the drawing she punched me, than gestured the same action towards him! We all laughed hard! She didn't like it much, but I thought it was funny! But isn't that all that matters? Me and her are still good friends, she's a awesome person! I'm very lucky to know a genuine person like her!

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!

I thought for this wonderful day that I would post a nice one of myself! This is me and my ex done by Damion! Everyone have a wonderful Christmas! Eat up ya'll! YEEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

What... the... Hell!?

To be honest, I don't remember if I asked Chris to draw me really screwed up or not, but boy did I get it! I think he missed me a little(yea I said a little), but you know it's me definately. God it sucks to be me... or does it?

What it do Jeff!? Me apparently...

What it do People!? Happy Holidays from ya boy Big Sam! Towards the summer season after the C4 mini convention, The drawings I began to get where maturing even further. And not just from Chris either, but all the recipients who love to screw me up. Case in point... Jeff Meyer! After seeing Nate's drawing of my over all protruding face, he had to take his approach to it. In my opinion, Jeff's is better because he caught more of my personality more. Who cares if it's a knock off, its still the ish dammit! Good on ya Jeff! Keep' em comin boae(pronounced: bo-a-e, as in boy)!

Drawings of me done at C4 mini convention!

I literally had a crowd of artists sitting around me drawing me at one point. Very, very different let me tell you! They all came out great! I had a wonderful time man! I hope to attend the big convention soon!

Early Damion!

More from my boy when he was still in the early developement stage! pretty funny huh? These were drawn from the same photograph!

Mo Damion! Mo Damion!

In the drawings above are examples of Damion continuing to find himself in caricatures. Around this time he was putting alot of Chris and Jeff's techniques into his stuff. Here you will see more of Jeff's influence in the drawings with the way they are rendered. New stretches are always fun, considering I have so many of them. The first one I appear to be pondering on nothing at all, with a tumor of a lip. The second one I found perticularly funny because when I smile I have what I call "Clack" around the mouth. **for anyone who doesn't know what clack is it is basically a term I use for frown lines ** I look like I breathe under water don't I! Good job Damion! Good Job! Your getting better my friend!

Armando Jr. & I!

They spent a whole day just drawing me and my bosses son man! funny stuff. This one above is done by Damion.

this is armando jr.

This one next is done by the fat man himself, Armando! He made me a chicken bone! I know what your thinking, thats pretty fowl, right? Well Armando is that boys dad!

This one below was done by Meesey! Its like a hamster and a retarded rat! boy oh boy!

Damn you Meesey!!!

Chris is rediculous man! The one on the left is phenom man! Even though it doesn't really look like me, its a great idea of me! I love it all the same! now the one on the right is just plain old fashion f**kery! What the hell man! What did I do? I'll tell you what I did, I look like me! Awsome stuff!

Anthony's the Sh*t!!!

Before he left universal he did this computer sketch of me and Damion. This mess is so hard I don't know what to do with it! You are the man Ant! I'm after you boy!

Me & my boy Carl!

This is my boy right here man! I've known this dude since I was 11! He's in the marines now and just got back from Iraq, so it's good to know he's good. This was drawn back in spring 07' by Anthony! good times mane!

Me & my bestfriend Jeremy!

I'm a Giraffe!

I think this is pretty self explanatory!

2 for the price of... none?

These were a tag team job from Chris and Damion. They drew and airbrushed half of each drawing. A very special event, they had a huge crowd around them doing these. Very different and very fun! Good lord I look wierd!

This is another one of me from Jeff. I believe this was a day at citywalk where everyone was drawing me for know reason. Jeff got me lookin like a straight up dumbass boy! the fowl thing about the drool gag is that I actually drool from time to time. I love this one Jeff.

I feel like sh*t! Can't you tell?

This day was a very bad and irritating day for me. I hated my drawings the whole day, my paints weren't working, my airbrush was f**ked up, did I mention I couldn't draw that day? Nothing was going right, and on top of that I had the worst headache ever man. I just wanted to go home. Unfortunately I had to wait for my roommate to finish working in citywalk before I could do so. I believe the whole "Who wants to be a Super hero?" thing was going on out there too. I sat in front of Chris and told him to draw me how I felt, and I let everyone know that I wasn't feelin it for sh*t! Low and behold, Meesey came through again. I laughed, not hard do to the headache, but pretty damn hard. That boy Meesey is something else I tell ya.

Sammie as a Chipmunk! ... I know it's corny

Ah yes, this one. This is another addition to the "Mehee" chronicles. Chris is always down for a good drawing to do, and i'm usually the one it's of. This one was pretty funny, he had me looking like a chipmunk. He had a blowout on my nose but it ain't no thang! Keep em comin Chris, I know you will.

Beefy!!!

This one is pretty damned funny! It was at night at citywalk and I wanted Chris to draw me. It was me, Damion, and my homie Paul. They were havin a field day talkin about me. They had all kinds of jokes. They last idea was to put the word "beefy" in it. Chris showed me and I roled on the floor with laughter. Chris you somethin else mane!